Sad shipping facts with Davesprite:
- American crows are monogamous for life.
its my headcanon and i’ll scream and cry if i want to
#superlongcomiclmao
don’t you look at me like that i already feel duMB FOR UPLOADING THIS
i hope you can read my messy writing
Headcanon tiiiiime
davelaughingalonewithjohnsass:
After they beat the game the kids get tattoos of their god symbols.
All of them get them on the back of their necks.
Dave gets a breath symbol over his heart
John gets a time symbol over his heart
Jake gets a heart symbol over his heart
and Dirk gets a hope symbol over his heart.
/drowns and sobs in feelings.
- Something About Us
Musique Vol.1 1993-2005
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
ITS PAY BACK TIME
Dave saw John
Dave saw John
Dave
saw
John
(Источник: noirallegience)
can’t a guy sleep in without another guy wakin him up dang boi
i base everything i draw of cat!john off shit my cats do, in this case it would be waking me up and moidering me for food, proceeding to groom my hair which is gross and then sleeping on my head
it’s cute in its own way but at the same time i could do without it
EB: nice cape, dude. do you feel like a superhero yet?
TG: damn right i do and thanks
EB: the hood kind of makes you look like a doofus though.
TG: oh wow thank you john i forgot how sweet you could be
CG: WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO GET ALL HANDS UP ON YOUR CAPE AND I DON’T.
TG: what
TT: Do you even really need to ask that?
EB: have i missed something here?
TG: dude you arent allowed to get your hands all up in my anything especially not my rad ass cape ok
TG: what kind of question even is that anyway
CG: I’M JUST WONDERING WHY THE FUCK HE GETS A PAT ON THE HEAD AND I GET A SMACK TO THE FACE.
TG: its because he has special bff privileges and you have none at all
TG: infact no kind of privilege in general just plain get out of my business
EB: wow i feel kind of special now. even though i barely get what’s going on here exactly.
TG: you should feel special
TG: not everyone gets to get their hands all up in strider town only certain people
TG: this is a full blown restricted personal-bubble area VIP only
EB: so i’m a very important person in this case?
TG: in most cases
EB: hehehe!
TT: Aw.
TG: shut up
CG: THIS IS UTTER HOOFBEAST SHIT WHY AM I EVEN LISTENING TO YOU PEOPLE??? WOW
FINE HUSSIE IF YOU WON’T GIVE ME SOME DAVEJOHN I’LL JUST GET SOME MYSELF
GOD!!111 IM ANGer aND BAD PESTERLOG WRITER
- mind: davejohn johndave davejohn davejohn johndave hammertime pepsicola otp
- me: smiles
- lunch lady: why are you smiling
- me: uh
- lunch lady:
- me:
- lunch lady:
- me:
- lunch lady: gives food
- me: thanks
- lunch lady: have a good day
- me: walks away
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- mind: davejohn
everytime I read a Dave/John fic I just
especially if its smut
guys
look
look at their sprites
i cant
stop
LOOK
LOOK AT THEM I CNAT STOP LAUHGIN
